Nov 1, 2024 - Oct 31, 2025 second place winner by C J CRICK

Making the Sale

Portfolio Report (abridged): Ins Market AI-gent 314

Subject: 64-77831 T R Bismuth

Attempt 5: AI-gent sent fifth e-mail solicitation.

Result:  Msg auto-trash.

Attempt 24: AI-gent sent cold-call package containing policy proposal with chocolate candies, consistent with orders rec by subject from online vendor. Package observed unopened in refuse container via cam on sanitation vehicle. High volume empty alcohol packaging observed. AI-gent escalated: accessed home cam systems.

Attempt 55: AI-gent observed subject in verbal conflict with frequent female visitor. Visitor exited. Subject observed consuming low-grade liquor. AI-gent sent txt msg from virtual female companion for sex interest. Subject responded three times before discontinue.

Attempt 89: AI-gent maintaining exchange with subject via virtual romantic avatar. Avatar expressing concern for subject health and post-humus plan. Subject observed opening policy proposal sent 7-Dec-2025 without immediate disposal. Possible breakthrough. Health monitor probe sent in previous mailing still attached to subject leisure chair and operating normally.

Attempt 145: Subject observed consuming liquor. As previously noted, subject active selling possessions on online marketplace. Health readings from monitor show decline in subject health into yellow zone. Escalating requests from third virtual romantic avatar for accepting policy proposal. AI-gent sending txt msg via ex-GF cellular device requesting subject to address legacy by accepting proposal.

Attempt 158: Subject verbal exchange with fourth romantic avatar via online meet-up. Health readings moved into red zone. Cam notes greater collection of refuse in subject residence. AI-gent referring subject to corporate division for cemetery and cremation services.

Attempt 176: Subject obituary reviewed. AI-gent sent virtual contract for product to sibling Subject/2 62-77834 R J Ross with invoice for virtual policy overdue premium plus 25% penalty.

AI-gent accessed Subject/2 home access. Subject/2 opened notice, placed on working surface. No action as of yet. AI-gent will continue to observe.